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Your 10 worst slasher films
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:02:48 PM »
I noticed my old thread of "Your top 10 fave slasher films" was in the Sticky section at top of the screen but I used the search function and didn't see a thread on this.

So here goes:

What are your 10 worst slasher films that you have ever seen and can a MOD please make this sticky too, thanks!

My worst 10 slasher films I have ever seen are and not in order:

Boarding House
Movie House Massacre
The Driller Killer
The Newlydeads
S.I.C.K.
Splatter Farm
Evil Clown
Camp Blood
The Deadly Intruder
Don't Answer the Phone
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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2015, 06:19:01 PM »
Splatter Farm is awesome!

May check out Boardinghouse still.

Just watched the trailer. Though it has some silliness like a woman in the spa bath relaxing while the killer walks towards her with the chainsaw at full roar it does have scenes that piqued my interest.

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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2015, 09:54:40 PM »
Wet Wilderness (1976)
Blood Cult (1985)
Criminally Insane 2 (1987)
Blood Lake (1987)
Silent Night Deadly Night 3 (1989)
Slumber Party Massacre III (1990)
Sleepaway Camp IV The Survivor (1992)
Scream (1996)
Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers (1996)
Klown Kamp Massacre (2010)

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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2015, 10:04:49 PM »
Whaaaaaaat??

Splatter Farm is a masterpiece!  :D

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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2015, 01:07:33 AM »
The Driller Killer

I really like 'The Driller Killer' and while it has slasher elements I don't know if I could class it as one.


Scream (1996)

:o One of my top 5 favourite slashers.

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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2015, 12:54:09 PM »
I also really like Driller Killer.

...plus, have a certain fondness for Don't Answer the Phone! too.

Maybe not the ten worst, but some that could certainly qualify:

Blood Shack (1971)
Blood Stalkers (1978)
Cold Prey (2006) - yeah, yeah I didn't like it.  :straight:
Confessions of a Serial Killer (1985)
Curse of the Headless Horseman (1974)
Dark Ride (2006)
Final Exam (1981)
Murder-Set-Pieces (2004)
Scream 3 (2000)
Seed (2007)

Most F13th and ANOES sequels could also easily fit in here, as well as those shitty Child's Play films.



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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2015, 05:46:11 PM »

Blood Shack (1971)
Cold Prey (2006) - yeah, yeah I didn't like it.  :straight:
Final Exam (1981)

Blood Shack is really shitty and totally forgot about that film.

I love the 1981 slasher Final Exam. I have it on dvd and 2 dvd copies of it. Cold Prey was a cool film imho too but I liked Cold Prey 2 better.
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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2015, 06:55:41 PM »
I have heard mixed feelings on Cold Prey. Was talked about a lot when I first joined UHM back in 2010. For the majority it was well liked, though I think the third one wasn't for the most part. I haven't gotten around to viewing it yet. Firstly because at the time I wasn't internet buying at the time and secondly been focussing on obtaining UG, 80s and zombie films for the most part.

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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2015, 07:15:38 PM »
Cold Prey II is the best! I liked it alot.

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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2015, 08:02:03 PM »
April Fool's Day remake
Prom Night remake
Friday the 13th remake
Nightmare on Elm Street remake
Psycho remake
Do You Wanna Know a Secret? (2001)
Hollywood Strangler meets Skid Row Slasher
When a Stranger Calls remake
Scream 3
Movie House Massacre

That was hard I'm sure that I'm missing some. However I do like some of the so bad they're good slashers like Splatter Farm, Horror House on Highway Five, A Night to Dismember, Boardinghouse, and Ax'Em.



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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2015, 07:49:45 AM »
this thread is hilarious! It is going to do nothing but spark debates (which is a good thing)

If one simply says this is a shit slasher there will be at least 5 that disagree! I love all slashers!!! except for the one that are so low budge my dog could have shot it with a goPro around his damn neck.
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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2015, 06:52:24 PM »
this thread is hilarious! It is going to do nothing but spark debates (which is a good thing)

If one simply says this is a shit slasher there will be at least 5 that disagree! I love all slashers!!! except for the one that are so low budge my dog could have shot it with a goPro around his damn neck.

Nobody's fighting on here yet lol. Let's see your truly shitty slasher listed Irish.
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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2015, 07:36:15 AM »
that would be tough my friend.....I enjoyed venom which was a pretty bad flick but a good nod toward the slasher genre...

not really worst.....I repsect my slasher genre but these were very very hard to get through!

See No Evil 2
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
I Spit On Your Grave(not sure this would be a slahser....to damn slow and boring!)
Halloween 2 (remake)
Nightmare on Elm Street (remake)
Silent Night Deadly Night(I do not get the cult following on this lame ass flick)

this is all for now.....I am at work  :azn:
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Re: Your 10 worst slasher films
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2015, 05:40:34 PM »
that would be tough my friend.....I enjoyed venom which was a pretty bad flick but a good nod toward the slasher genre...

not really worst.....I repsect my slasher genre but these were very very hard to get through!

See No Evil 2
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
I Spit On Your Grave(not sure this would be a slahser....to damn slow and boring!)
Halloween 2 (remake)
Nightmare on Elm Street (remake)
Silent Night Deadly Night(I do not get the cult following on this lame ass flick)

this is all for now.....I am at work  :azn:


Wow, you need to see some of the real shitty ones then from the 80's like:

Movie House Massacre
Boarding House
Splatter Farm
Sorority House Massacre 2
The Outing - aka Scream from early 80's
The Driller Killer
The Nailgun Massacre
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